"The Kyle" is the set of menu items at any given restaurant that is the best and most reasonable for the average person.

For example, "The Kyle" at McDonald's might be a double cheesburger, side of hash browns, apple pie and Oreo Billizard, or whatever. "The Kyle" tries to avoid common allergens and aims to maximizes quality and economy for every given meal.

When I go to a restaurant I would be happy to have someone just tell me what to order and in general I hate having to figure out what I might like. I'm bad at it and its especially hard your first time somewhere.

Because of this I tend to eat at the same places over and over and for a few I've had a chance to learn the menus well enough that I felt I can recommend dishes to others. One time a friend was eating at a local pizza place and after having given him a complex set of ordering instructions he just asked if they knew, "the Kyle" order and they did. Of course its just for fun but would love for others to submit their, "The Kyle" orders for various Columbus restaurant reviews and one day I will be able to walk into a place I've never visited, ask for their, "The Kyle" and be happy with a hot, affordable delicious meal without having to use my brain at all.